THE PORTUGUESE TRUTH

WELL, EVERYONE ALREADY KNEW ABOUT A ROTTEN SOCIALIST PARTY THAT ACTS LIKE AN OCTOPUS. BUT EVEN THE CEPTICS MORE ACID WERE NOT ABLE TO PREDICT THESE SHAMEFUL FACTS. THE DAILY MAGAZINE "PUBLICO" PUBLISHED LAST 22ND OF MARCH HIS INVESTIGATION RELATED TO OUR FIRST PRIME MINISTER WITH A FAKE DIPLOMMA TAKEN WITH THE HELP OF HARRY POTTER IN THE SO CALLED "THE INDEPENDENT UNIVERSITY". TO POSITION YOU ABOUT THIS UNIVERSITY YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT SINCE ITS BEGINNING ANYONE SERIOUS GAVE IT ANY ACADEMIC CREDITS. IT WAS THE ACADEMIC BIN FOR STUDENTS WITH SERIOUS PROBLEMS OR WITH TWO IQ DIGITS. WELL, EVEN IN THE UNIVERSITY FOR IDIOTS SOCRATES WAS UNABLE TO GRADUATE. WHILE PORTUGAL IN A KIND OF PERPLEXITY TRIES TO SOLVE THE UNACCEPTABLE ONLY TODAY (19 DAYS AFTER THE PUBLICO'S BOMB) SOCRATES TRIES TO EXPLAIN LIVE ON TV (RTP1) HOW TO GRADUATE IN A LOWSY UNIVERSITY USING IS PARTY. POOR GUY, I PITY HIM.